theholytoast

Kink Test

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:32:29 GMT

Impressive ... my result from my kink test ... it's kinkier than I thought ... is that a good result or a bad result? ... I can't decide, enjoy!

Your result for The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test...

Blue (450 nm)

Wow! You have quite a big repertoire when it comes to kinky sex. And you're probably also willing to play on either side of the fence. You should look for another Blue, or an Ultraviolet if you want to broaden your horizon. Greens may be okay as well but will probably bore you after a while. Reds are too vanilla for you.

But I promised you a more detailed analysis, so here it is. Note that most scales are twofold: There are separate values for giving (active) and receiving (passive). If you scored high on one of them, you should look for a partner who scored high on the other. If you scored high on both of them, go for someone who is similar (or for multiple partners if you're into that). If you scored low on both, this probably is not your kind of kink.

You scored 72% giving and 38% receiving on oral.

You scored 56% giving and 70% receiving on anal.

You scored 15% giving and 50% receiving on bondage.

You scored 41% giving and 33% receiving on humiliation.

You scored 22% giving and 35% receiving on pain.

You scored 42% dominance and 45% submission.

You scored 58% voyeurism and 33% exhibitionism.

Besides that, you're 38% into fetishism and 56% polysexual (i.e. interested in sex with multiple partners, whether at the same time or not). You'll probably want a partner who is similar, whether you scored high or low in these categories.

Finally, you scored 30% on autoerotic - a scale that measures your ability and/or willingness to have kinky fun without a partner. It's not exactly a matching criterion, but it's good for you if your score is high. Keep it up!

Take The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test at HelloQuizzy

Albums!!!! N-Z and VA

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:32:55 GMT

Albums!!!! #-M

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:32:31 GMT

Sharon Walker

Sun, 11 May 2008 17:58:16 GMT

Her favorite drink is Diet Coke and Bacardi light. Her favorite opera is Phantom, but only if we drive into Canada overnight and see it for real. Her favorite hair color is brunette. She always smells like a goddess and makes the best chocolate chip cookies on earth. She took my sister and I into her home when I was a baby when my mother was paralyzed in a car accident. She raised us until I was six and has since always been my "other mother". When we moved to Texas she always comes to visit and flew in special just to watch my graduation. She died this morning. 5:30 am. Freak massive heart attack. She was the healthiest person I know/shit/knew. Total left field. God, what were you thinking!?!

On the beach with husband Jim and my dog Finn. He's going to be devastated. The kind of devastated that won't let you get out of bed in the morning and think seriously about suicide. They've been crazy in love since they were high school sweethearts.

her and my real mom went glamour shots in the early nineties when it was the 'thing' to do, it was so cheesy, until now.

I'm having a hard time thinking of her in past tense. It is not my imagination that it hurts more because it's mother's day. From now on it'll always be the day that Aunt Sharon died. I hereby shitlist everything on earth until further notice.

Indie Marauder

Sun, 11 May 2008 03:07:01 GMT

Companion Mix tapes to go with this post. This is 7 1/2 hours of what I consider danceable indie music. And I mean indie as a style of music, and not that the artists are independent. You'll prolly hate fully half of it at first listen, but you'll look cool when your friends mention their new favorite obscure band and you've already been rocking it for months, which is of course the only reason to listen to indie music. /sarcasm. I'm not even gonna try to tag this, but it's good.
In a round about way, this comic goes along with it, because ... these mixtapes were born out of waiting in line and having nothing to entertain me but my Zune mp3 player.

It Lives in Folds of Red and Steamy Air
Tracklist (artist - album - song title):
01 OK Go - Oh No - Do What You Want
02 Malcolm Middleton - A Brighter Beat - A Brighter Beat
03 Say Hi - The Wishes and the Glitches - Toil And Trouble
04 Something For Kate - Beautiful Sharks - Electricity
05 Leaves - Breathe - Crazy
06 Cut Copy - Bright Like Neon Love - Going Nowhere
07 The Breeders - Pod - Hellbound
08 Peggy Hsu - Peggy's Wish Box - Pink Dress
09 The Doves - The Last Broadcast - Pounding
10 Of Montreal - Satanic Panic In The Attic - Your Magic Is Working
11 So Many Dynamos - When I Explode - Windows Facing Walls
12 Elias and The Wizzkids - A Little Mess - I Can't Afford You
13 The Shakeltons - The Shackeltons - Get Out
14 The Pandas - Dead Bee Records Label Sampler#6 - High Birds
15 Elis Paprika - Elis Paprika EP - Give Me Love
16 Sondre Lerche - Phantom Punch - John, Let Me Go
17 Sarah Harmer - You Were Here - Weakened State
18 Swimm TV is TV - Recordings #1 - Crush
19 The Hot Toddies- Smell The Mitten - Rocker Girl
20 The Strugglers - You Win - The Disappeared
21 Tony Smiley - B-sides - Fingerprints and Snowflakes

It's Hard To Say You Love Someone. It's Hard To Say You Don't
Tracklist (artist - album - song title):
01 Caribou - Andorra - Melody Day
02 Thirteen Senses - The Invitation - Thru The Glass
03 Mouse Fire - Wooden Teeth - Feel Good Dog
04 Scissors For Lefty - Underhanded Romance - Lay Down Your Weapons
05 The Format - Dog Problems - She Doesn't Get It
06 Bright Light Fever - Stolen Transmission Promo - A Deeper Blue
07 Tom Baxter - Skybound - Tell Her Today
08 Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend - Campus
09 The LK - VS. The Snow - Tandem Bike
10 Let's.Go.Sailing - The Chaos In Order - Better Off
11 The Frames - Burn The Maps - Underglass
12 Tunng - Comments Of The Inner Chorus - It's Because ...We've Got Hair
13 Close Quartet - Well-Oiled Machine - Won't Somebody Please
14 Room Eleven - Six White Russians & a Pink Pussycat - Somedays
15 Blitzen Trapper Dead Bees Records label sampler #6 - Cool Love #1
16 Starflyer 59 - Ghost of the Future - Easy
17 Luigi - Found of the Forest Floor - Mariposa
18 Maritime - We, The Vehicles - We Don't Think, We Know
19 The Future Heads - The Future Heads - A Picture of Dorian Gray
20 The Maccabees - 21st Century Spin - Dirty Water
21 The Stills - Logic Will Break Your Heart - Still In Love Song

Dear Infatuation, You Do Not See Me
Tracklist (artist - album - song title):
01 Hello Saferide - Would You Let Me Play This EP Ten Times A Day - 2006
02 The Shadow Project - A Beauty To Fight For - Never Come Down
03 Illinois - What The Hell Do I Know - Nosebleed
04 The Bird And The Bee - The Bird And The Bee - Fucking Boyfriend
05 So So Modern - Friendly Fires - Skeleton Dance
06 Japancakes - Giving Machines - Heaven Or Las Vegas
07 Jets To Brazil - Orange Rhyming Dictionary - Starry Configurations
08 Angus & Julia Stone - A Book Like This - Just A Boy
09 The Zutons - Who Killed The... - Havana Gang Brawl
10 The Shins - Wincing The Night Away - Sea Legs
11 Jonas Game - ADHD - Won't Back Down
12 Oh Laura - A Song Inside My Head A Demon - Fine Line
13 Immaculate Machine - Ones And Zeros - So Cynical
14 Phantom Planet - Polaroid (fan club member only album) - So I Fall Again
15 The Fratellis - Costello Music - Got Ma Nuts From A Hippy
16 controller.controller - X-Amounts Reference - Poison;Safe
17 Pony Up! - Pony Up! - Going Nowhere
18 Sky Box - Acro Iris - Various Kitchen Utensils
19 The Editors - Blood Reissue Single B-Side - Heads In Bags
20 Timo Räisänen featuring Ida Maria - Oh My God - Oh My God
21 Voxtrot Mothers, Sisters, Daughters & Wives EP - Rise Up in the Dirt

I Want Your Fingers On My Tongue
Tracklist (artist - album - song title):
01 The Terrordactlys - The Terrordactlys - Facelift
02 Johnette Napolitano - Scarred - Amazing
03 Johnny Panic - The Good Fight - Heroes of Villains
04 Jamie Laboz - The Green Album - Mr Jones
05 Rebekah Higgs - Rebekah Higgs - Mr. Weatherman
06 We Shot The Moon - Fear And Love - Faces
07 The Features - The Features - Me & The Skirts
08 Help! She Can't Swim - Committing Social Suicide EP - Kick Her
09 Valencia - This Could Be A Possibility - Tenth Street
10 The Raconteurs - Broken Boy Soldiers - Intimate Secretary
11 Lacrosse - The New Year Will Be For You - Go Ego Go
12 The Buddyrevelles - Don't Quit - The Best Is Ready To Begin
13 Temposhark - The Invisible Line - Not That Big (featuring Imogen Heap)
14 Kimya Dawson - Hidden Agenda - Blue Like Nevermind
15 Jesca Hoop - Kismet - Intelligentactile 101
16 The Pierces - Thirteen Tales Of Love And Revenge - Kill! Kill! Kill!
17 Kent - Isola - Velvet
18 The Broken West - I Can't Go On, I'll Go On - Down In The Valley
19 Portugal The Man - Church Mouth - Church Mouth
20 Tap Tap - Lanzafame - Way To Go, Boy
21 The Sweet Homewreckers - From The Let Down To The Comearound - Amplification
22 Tullycraft - Every Scene Needs A Center - The Neutron

Best Friends Forever - We Both Go Down Together
Tracklist (artist - album - song title):
01 The Postmarks - The Postmarks - You Drift Away
02 Imadethismistake - Tomorrow, We Start New - College Or A Broken Nose
03 Small Leaks Sink Ships - Until The World is Happy; Wake Up You Sleepyhead Sun - Gutter Of Disneyland
04 Two Ton Boa - Parasiticide - HERarchy
05 Matt and Kim - Matt and Kim - Yea Yeah
06 Crowded House - Together Alone - Black & White Boy
07 Tilly & The Wall - Wild Like Children - You And I Misbehaving
08 The Oohlas - Best Stop Pop - Rupert Krikor Chang
09 La Buena Vida - Historia De Un Verano EP - Tardes De Caf
10 Saturday Looks Good To Me - Fill Up The Room - Edison Girls
11 The Rakes - Ten New Messages - When Tom Cruise Cries
12 Manchester Orchestra - I'm Like A Virgin Losing A Child - Alice And Interiors
13 27 - Holding On For Brighter Days - The Downfall Of The Upright
14 The Rumble Strips - Girls And Weather - Hands
15 Eagle*Seagull - My London - Your Beauty Is A Knife; Turn On My Throat
16 The National - Alligator - Mr. November
17 Cheshire Cat - Welcome To Our Town EP - Welcome To Our Town
18 Meowskers - Fake Orange EP - I'll Be By Your Side
19 Pale Sunday - Summertime - Twiggy Superstar
20 Splendid - Have You Got A Name For It - Work Cut Out For You
21 The Wombats - The Wombats Proudly Present A Guide to Love, Loss & Desperation - Let's Dance To Joy Division

If I Held Your Breath At Least We Would Touch
Tracklist (artist - album - song title):
01 Bell x1 - Music In Mouth - Snakes & Snakes
02 Wild Sweet Orange - The Whale - Wrestle With God
03 Bullyclub - Tenure - Right To Life
04 The Dresden Dolls - Yes, Virginia... - Modern Moonlight
05 Margot & The Nuclear So and So - The Dust of Retreat - Quiet As A Mouse
06 Hellogoodbye - Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! - Stuck to You
07 Christine Fellows - Nevertheless - The Spinster's Almanac
08 Tim Williams - When Work Is Done - Out There
09 Mew - and the Glass Handed Kites - Apocalypso
10 The Moldy Peaches - The Moldy Peaches - Downloading Porn With Davo
11 Brian Speaker - Off This Planet - Into The Unknown
12 New London Fire - I Sing The Body Holographic - To Breathe
13 The Ponys - Turn The Lights Out - Poser Psychotic
14 Montevideo - Transoceanico - Transoceanico
15 Radish - Restraining Bolt - My Guitar
16 Albert Hammond, Jr. - Yours To Keep - Everyone Gets A Star
17 I'm From Barcelona - Don't Give Up On Your Dreams, Buddy - The Painter
18 Madrugada - The Deep End (Limited Edition) - Subterranean Sunlight
19 One Night Only - Started A Fire - You And Me
20 The Electric Pop Group - The Electric Pop Group - Popgirly
21 Ultrasport - The Boy That Never Lied - The Boy That Never Lied

We're Only Doing What The Cramps Taught Us (Mixtape)

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:53:43 GMT

This is the magical home of the upright bass, tacky suits, and all types of persons with a penchant for inappropriate over usage of the apostrophe. Surf Rock, Psychobilly and Rockabilly. These artists are not as mainstream as, say, The Stray Cats, Toy Dolls, Reverend Horton Heat or The Cramps, but they're still well worth a listen.

DOWNLOAD HERE!

Tracklisting:
01. The Atlantics - Greensleeves_Moonman.mp3
02. Hi-Dramatic - Solong Goodbye.mp3
03. The Astroglides - The Adventures Of Rabbi Jacob.mp3
04. Gazoo Bill - Love Beats The Demon.mp3
05. Hillbilly Moon Explosion - Boy In Blue.mp3
06. Ike And The Capers - Well Come On.mp3
07. The Dynotones - Dynotone Stomp.mp3
08. Demented Scumcats - Man Of Constant Sorrow.mp3
09. Flea Bops - Who's That Knockin'.mp3
10. Frantic Flintstones - Love For A Nutter.mp3
11. Buzz And The Flyers - When I Start Lovin' You.mp3
12. Blazing Haley - V-12 Ford.mp3
13. The Pyramids - Walkin' The Dog.mp3
14. Brian Setzer - Everybody's Up To Somethin'.mp3
15. Deke Dickerson And The Ecco-Fonics - Headin' On Down The Road.mp3
16. Fireballs - Rushin'.mp3
17. Heartbreak Engines - This Night On Halloween.mp3
18. Banane Metalik - Zombie.mp3
19. Atomics - Charmed And Dangerous.mp3
20. Grave Stompers - Undertaker.mp3
21. Fifty Foot Combo - Robin Boy Wonder.mp3
22. Boppin' B - Do It To Me.mp3
23. Big John Bates - Mailer Hitch.mp3
24. Deadbolt - The Store That Cannot Be Named.mp3

Track Notes:
01: Is actually two separate tracks by this Aussie band that I combined for the purpose of having an instrumental surf rock intro, but I couldn't pick between them so, you know what they say, "Can't beat 'em ... join 'em."
08: Is actually a very interesting punk/rockabilly cover of the song by the same title that's been around for ... decades, but was made popular by today's standards by appearing in the motion picture O' Brother Where Are Thou? It was attributed to the fictitious band The Soggy Bottom Boys, that was lead primarily by Dan Tyminski who's mostly known for his work with Alison Krauss.
12: Any song that starts with a revving car engine = gold.
21: This is one of only 2 chicks with lead vox on this whole mix. Track 5 being the other of course. And any song featuring a comic book sidekick is more than alright by me.

09, 11, 14, 15 ,16, and 22 are all associated with a coolness so great that it requires the complete and utter ignoration of the letter 'g'. (and yes, in my world, ignoration is a word.)

Now All The Words We Saved Return To Curse Your Name With A Subtle Look

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:41:52 GMT

Download

01 Smoking Popes - Pretty Pathetic
02 Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek
03 Elliott Smith - A Fond Farewell
04 Get Up Kids - Valentine
05 Bright Eyes - Lua
06 Joy Division - Ice Age
07 Kent - If You Were Here
08 Motion City Soundtrack - Everything Is Alright
09 Morrissey - The More You Ignore Me, the Closer I Get
10 Now It's Overhead - With A Subtle Look
11 Saves The Day - Blindfolded
12 The Smiths - Unloveable
13 The Smiths - Asleep
14 The Weakerthans - Left and Leaving
15 Coldplay - Trouble
16 American Nightmare - We Are
17 Damnation AD - No More Dreams
18 The Cure - Why Can't I Be You
19 Dan Andriano - Lucky Smoke Rings
20 Nick Drake - Pink Moon

This is not my doing. This mix was actually posted a long time (years) ago by Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy lyricist/bassist) on his livejournal in an entry about him missing his someone special. An entry that I copied over, assembled, burned and still listen to when I'm lonely. His journal and subsequent entry, to my knowledge, are no longer in existence or I'd link you to them, but ... you'll just have to take my word for it. He said, and I quote:

"Burn. And Play. Repeat play.
In The Dark."

Him posting this was my first introduction to the bands; Kent (swede pop), Now It's Overhead (kooky emo), and Damnation AD (recently reunited hardcore). They've all grown into some of my personal favorites. Also, as far as the mix itself is concerned ... Timeless. To me, every song's a gem, and that fact alone makes this mix timeless. I tried to post this last night when I was wracked with this crushing bout of longing, missing my own someone special that prompted me to break out this mix and listen to it to soothe myself. But I couldn't. Thankfully my Internet Service Provider was MIA all night so my super pathetic/ultra needy 'miss you, wish you were here, blah blah suburban yearning, blah, blah blah,' e-mails remain unsent. Even though the longing peaked at about four this morning and has started to recede I still feel like I have to post this and link my special someone to it. It's almost like it is evidence of ... what I'm not sure, but it's proof none-the-less.

Amazon.com sucks

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:01:27 GMT

I hereby shitlist this e-mail:

I think there may be a sincere problem with my currentxsearches, property, and purchasingxhabits when Amazon.com sends me the following e-mail. I mean ... really ... When even an automated mailerbot can tell you're emo maybe it's gone too far. ... ...

This e-mail makes me want to give myself a beating.

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:42:42 GMT

Zombie Catz

Our house hosts the annual Halloween Bash, and I do mean bash ... everyone we know makes it over because we're the only neighborhood in our town that the kids trick-or-treat in ... do mostly to the fact that there's a lot of houses with kids (so you know they're all handing out candy), and they're all 'run-from-one-to-the-next' spaced. If you didn't get a real invitation or an e-vite ... consider this your invitation and get your costumed ass to the house on Halloween 'round 'bout darkish. Anyway, last year ... we played the local rock station on the radio ... blah ... shuffle ... super blah, they suck! This year I'm in charge of the music and thought I'd share what I came up with. (four hours of holiday goodness)

Some are classics ... some are homemade (and funny). Some are more recent and some's punk or pop from the seventies. Sounds ... odd? Well, that's what Halloween's about, duh. They're all guaranteed to make you smile, boogie down and bring back some memories of Halloweens passed (death pun intended), and they're all guaranteed to have witches, ghosts, someone being gnawed on, decapitated or stabbed with a lawn dart as the subject ... and they're all nice-n-creepy and player friendly mp3's ... ... ... Oh, and FREE!

Zips split do to sheer size ... These first two are all-genre all-decade free-for-all of ghastly goodness. (No I didn't put songs titled A-M in one and songs titled N-Z in the other zip. They're half and half so if you don't have time to download both you still get a nice random sampling (If you only take one, I suggest the second one "B" because it ended up with most of my favs even though I tried to make it random). I realize that not everyone thinks they NEED four hours of Halloween music. (They're wrong, but that's their prerogative.) And the zombie picscam has been added for your visual enjoyment while you wait for the auditory enjoyment to download.

Due to popular request - All the zips now have mirrors on Mediafire!

Dude, I'd date him.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/in2mwd

Exact same zip as above mirrored on mediafire

Recent A:
All My Friends Are Dead - Turbonegro, Creeps are Coming - Corruption Is King, Don't Make Me Kill You Again - The Grovie Ghoulies, Fashion Zombies! - The Aquabats!, Feed My Frankenstein - Alice Cooper, Ghost Story - Brainchild, Horror Business - Misfits, I'm Your Boogieman - White Zombie, Little Bunny Foo Foo - The Moldy Peaches, Monsters - Matchbook Romance, Nightmare on My Street - DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince, Oogie Boogie's Song - The Nightmare Before Christmas, Redneck Dracula - I stole the audio from a youtube video by same name, shh, don't tell, Shit Ghost - The Darkness, Spooky - Imogen Heap, There's a Ghost In My House - The Fall, This Is Halloween - Panic!, Werewolves of London - Adam Sandler, Zombie Killer - Leslie and The LY's. 19 Tracks. 65 MB. Runtime: 01:02 Minutes.

Hombie ...hipster/zombie.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/w1s7so

Exact same zip as above mirrored on megaupload

Second verse same as the first, a little bit louder a little bit worse!

Recent B: Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) - Concrete Blonde, Do They Know It's Halloween - Various, Evil Night Together - Jill Tracy, Halloween Ouija Board - Morrissey, I Promise I Won't Be Afraid of Ghosts - homemade, Jeepers Creepers - Siouxie and The Banshees, Lotion - The Greenskeepers, My Heaven Is Your Hell - Lordi, No More Room In Hell Boys - homemade, Please, Mr. Gravedigger - David Bowie, Shipwrecked - homemade, Shoot The Zombies - Andrew from songstowearpantsto.com, Skin and Bones - homemade, Slime Creatures From Outer Space - Weird All Yankovic, The Boogie Monster - Gnarles Barkley, This Is Halloween - The Nightmare Before Christmas, Vampire In You - Universal Poplap, You're Gonna Die - The Winks, Zombies Ate My Neighbors - Single File. 19 Tracks. 76 MB Runtime: 00:58 Minutes.

Where's Zombie PMS'ing?

http://www.sendspace.com/file/9l2232

Exact same zip as above mirrored on mediafire

Once the Boys and Ghouls go home and it's just us sloshy adults that adore the oddest records ever and have a closet affinity for Punk Rockabilly and vinyl and the dance floor ... we'r'a tear that shit up ... with these. (we're a little odd, don't judge.)

RockabillyPunkOld: Graveyard Rock - Tarantula Ghoul and The Gravediggers, Grimly Fiendish - The Damned, Howlin' - Haunted George, Monster [in my pants] - The B-52's, Monster Shinig, Rockin' Zombie - The Crewnecks, Spookmaster - The Ghastly Ones, Spooky - Daniel Ash, The Lurch - Ted Cassidy, The Way Out Mummy - Kwentin Quisp, Trick or Treat - Groovie Ghoulies, Werewolf - Five Man Electrical Band, Whistling Past The Graveyard, Zombies Bar-B-Q - La Sect Rouge. 14 Tracks. 49 MB. Runtime: 00:40 minutes.

Christina Aquilera in Zombie form

Who can say they wouldn't like to see her dead and rotting?

These are ones that everyone knows and equates with Halloween music. Lots of TV themes. The Classics. You probably own half these already. ... But you need the other half.

http://www.sendspace.com/file/15b76m

Exact same zip as above mirrored on mediafire

Classic: Beetlejuice Theme, Come Little Children (Sarah Jessica Parker from Hocus Pocus Soundtrack), Ghostbusters Theme, Gremlins Theme, Haunted House, I Put a Spell On You, Li'l Red Riding Hood, Scooby Doo Theme, Tales From The Crypt, The Adams Family Theme, The Munsters Theme, The Twilight Zone, VooDoo, Werewolves of London, Witch Doctor. 15 Tracks. 34 MB Runtime: 35 Minutes.

The Misadventures of Zombie Boy include fun games like 'Dude, where'd I leave my arm?'

http://www.sendspace.com/file/9hteqw

Exact same zip as above mirrored on mediafire

Banshee Howling, creepy violins, classical, organs, and random instrumentals to keep you on the edge of your seat. They're intended to be peppered through all the songs above, and not all that entertaining alone one after the other, but if you already have your own play list, or are downloading mine, these are, what I would call: NON-Cheesy tension instigators. 26 Tracks (some no more than a few seconds of screaming). 52 MB Runtime: 00:48 Minutes.

Don't feel like grabbing a whole zip? Fear not ... (ha ha fear ... bad pun, sry) I'm uploading my ultimate favorites separately in single links. These are songs that I listened to even when it's not the season, they are also included in the zips, so don't waste your time on these if you're grabbing those.

13 Songs YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT! (ha ha 13 ... live ... bad pun, sry)

Single File - Zombies Ate My Neighbors The afore mentioned lawn dart to the chest song!

Leslie and The Ly's - Zombie Killer Featuring the chorus of zombie children begging "Shoot us in the brain."

The Winks - You're Gonna Die They played SXSW this last year, raw awesomeness.

Greenskeepers - Lotion Song written about The Silence of The Lambs! ... 'nough said.

Brainchild - Ghost Story Sweet little ditty about ghosts and heaven and hell I found on archive.org, and I love her voice. Myspace

Jill Tracy - Evil Night Together Essence of Goth ... No, in a good way.

Corruption is King - Creeps Are Coming No comment ... it's just good?

Turbonegro - All My Friends Are Dead I enjoy this all days of the year.

Imogen Heap - Spooky Immi covering a classic = swoon.

Weird Al Yankovic - Slime Creatures From Outerspace HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *deep breath* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I know you know these words! I hadn't heard this in FOREVER, until someone e-mailed me a link to a compilation album about space creatures and this was on there and I sang along (like a dork) and can't wait to bust out the eighties dance moves and showcase my stupidity. You all better know this!

songstowearpantsto.com - Shoot The Zombies Go here for more lols (not necessarily Halloween lols, though, just in general giggles.)

The B-52's - Monster [In My Pants] This'll be much funnier once you've had a few drinks ... promise.

Matchbook Romance - Monsters Okay, we can argue about whether or not this is Halloween appropriate ... but no one can argue it's super awesonaliationary. ... ... Well, you could argue ... but, again, you'd be wrong.

Oh and a special treat (NOT IN ZIP!!! so download me separate)...

(like most women) Ima wear something horribly slutty for the entirety of the party ensuring that Ima get laid once everybody goes home and it's just me and the boy ... this is the song I'm thinking about taking my costume off to ... it's about vampires ...

The Deftones - Change

Joke about toast, even if it's not, the tastey bread savior that I worship, it's still funny

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:21:16 GMT

An Irishman was out drinking at a bar with a few of his mates. One suggested they have a competition of who could make the best toast, and the winner get a free beer. Finally it was the Irishman's turn, who was very drunk by then, and said 'to my wife - for all the times I've been between her legs'. He won the competition and scored a free beer.

When he stumbled home, he told his wife he had won the best toast competition. 'what did you toast?' asked his wife. Feeling guilty, he replied 'to my wife, who has always been there to take me to church'. 'That's nice' she replied.

The following day, his wife was in town and saw one of his drinking buddies. 'Did you hear your husband won the toast competition!' his friend asked. 'Yes', said the wife. 'Although he's only ever been in there twice - the first time he fell asleep and the second time I had to pull him in by his ears'.

Ahhhhh ahahahahaha ahahahahaha

Can You Spot The Pedo?

Mon, 21 May 2007 00:24:13 GMT

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

Okay, I got like a 47%. Too easily duped. Thank goodness I don't have kids. There's no telling the damage I could do if left to hire their nanny.

EDIT: (04/11/09)
I just retook this almost two years later, for shits and giggles.
I got a 68%. I feel a little better, but you still shouldn't call me to babysit because my neighbor might be sexin' up your spawn and I would never see it coming.

"You guessed 13 of 19 correctly (%68.4). Your grade: C. Out of 2,921,101 people who took this test, the average score is: %48.4"

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:44:22 GMT

Oh yeah, and this is very, very friends only. Sry.

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:30:22 GMT

run BREAD, run!

Happy New Year!

Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:27:53 GMT

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:22:42 GMT

It's an buttery goodness warm and toasty ambigram

And now the same picture upsidedown.

Just can't tell can ya? I like to keep you guessing.

Toasters Not Torpedoes!!!!

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:13:42 GMT

Tue, 31 Oct 2006 23:10:21 GMT

You just (sand)wish you were this cool.

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:50:20 GMT

http://www.livejournal.com/allpics.bml?user=theholytoast

My toasty icons pwn you face!. Admit it!

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 21:13:53 GMT

Coolest Nike's EVER!!!!! Who's jellus? Me that's who!

Found it!

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:52:38 GMT

Melanie Safka. Brand New Key. I'm awesome, and you should all bow down. Add me back bitch, so I can tell everyone how stupid you are.